The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread

[spshortman]

sup bros, some forums i frequent have a thread where you review the last game you played or movie you saw. we should do the same here. im gonna go watch doctor strange with my dad before xmas, ill review that shit here as soon as i do! MARVEL FO LYFE!!!!

[spshortman]

Doctor Strange- 3.5/5. i saw this at my local poverty theater a month ago. the tickets are only 3.50 at this place and it was the worst ive ever seen a movie look and sound! LULZ maybe not worth the money saved bruhs!

this is another high quality marvel studios movie. it plays out pretty standard comic origin story. the movie at least goes all in on the comic book aesthetic, it sometimes looks like a fucking spencers gift black light poster lulz! very true to the look of the comics in the 60s. probably the most common praise of this movie is the visual effects and they are super impressive, basically the peak of where cg is at in movies right now. my biggest complaint is the marvel studio films all have to play to a general audience to be maximum successful so they all need to have humor in them. this movie has some pretty cringey and obvious jokes in it which your grandma would like but im not 80 years old bruh! marvel feel free to make a movie that doesnt have jokes in it! i know you need to make the most amount of money possible to keep this train moving forward but if you release 2 or 3 movies a year make one of them more different!

if your having super hero fatigue you might not care for this movie, but if your still onboard for the ride its recommended bruhz.
 


p.s. i love marvel and i collected a lot of comics when i was a kid in the 90s. heres one of my better pieces:


cap 28 july 1943. it probably wouldn't grade high but its so fucking old its still worth something!

p.s.s. logan looks tight, probably no beyonce jokes in that movie!

[Elite Evil]

my biggest complaint is the marvel studio films all have to play to a general audience to be maximum successful so they all need to have humor in them. this movie has some pretty cringey and obvious jokes in it which your grandma would like but im not 80 years old bruh! marvel feel free to make a movie that doesnt have jokes in it! i know you need to make the most amount of money possible to keep this train moving forward but if you release 2 or 3 movies a year make one of them more different!

That was pretty much the first 60 minutes of star wars 7 too. Just non stop bad quips.

[spshortman]

i dont think that star wars was politically correct enough bruh! wheres the gay black tranny muslim???!1?

[call_me_sir]

I went to see Logan the other day. It's become my favorite super hero movie to date. Wolverine was always my favorite and it felt like they finally got it right with this one. Shame Hugh isn't planning on playing the character any longer.
For what it was I'd give it a solid 4.5/5.

[spshortman]

dude we never saw hugh in the costume. he said he would come back if they put him in the avengers, maybe they will work out some spiderman type deal and we see him again! but if not at least it sounds like logan is the home run hes been looking for for 17 years! im gonna see it with my old man this month FO SHOOOOOO!!11111

berserker barrage!1111111111

[spshortman]

i saw logan. this movie is weird, its not a comic book movie, its kinda slow and long and after the movie i didn't feel too good LULZ!111 its obviously a quality movie though about professor x and logans relationship at a bad time in both their lives. the pay off to this film isn't a happy one either. when x 24 shows up it proves hugh could still be wolverine for a few more movies if he wanted, x 24 was pretty scary bruhs. the scene where professor x has a seizure at the casino was FUCKING BALLER BRUH!111

4/5 good movie bruhz

[CrazyJunior]

Now iam watching House of 1000 corpses

[EKXODUS]

Smurfs: The lost village-Pretty cool. If youre into that sort of thing. While searching for what makes her
"smurfy" Smurfette discovers a feminist village of smurfs. They even have a female version of Papa Smurf named "Smurf Willow."
Michelle Rodriguez voices a character who doesn't die. But, she is a bitch.

Creed-Typical black movie, but bearable

A monster calls-A young boy deals with his mothers inevitable by becoming delusional. To the point of imagining a huge tree monster that tells him fairy tales.

[spshortman]

spiderman homecoming 4/5. marvel studios is fucking smart, this is the 6th spiderman movie so they are working every angle you haven't seen yet with spiderman. zero origin story, no this is how i made the webshooters, they just hit the ground running. this movie is funny and also has some surprises. its very different from the other spiderman movies which is probably the only way this could work. if your sick of superhero movies this wont change your life, but its another marvel studios winner bruh.


p.s. aunt may wants the d bad from one of us bruhs!

[CrazyJunior]

Right now im watching Return of the living dead

[call_me_sir]

Rogue one since its on netflix now. Surprisingly it was pretty good.

[spshortman]

thor ragnarok 3.5/5. once again a very good mcu movie. fun story and plenty of awesome moments. thank god 98% of the movie takes place in space, not on earth with natalie portman. probably too many jokes, plenty of them not great (a fucking shake weight joke in 2017 bruhz). i had a good time though and would recommend it to anyone that likes marvel movies. shit should get real next may with infinity war.