do you all have down syndrome? wireless controllers are the fuckin way better. in the old days i remember little wire gnomes would come out and tangle the shit out of my wires every nite while i slept. they would also use thier magic to make me wet my bed. "the gnomes made me do it!" i would say to my mom every day, and she would make me squeeze the pee out of my sheets and drink it. this is why i prefer wireless