Adams Recipes

[Adam Bomb 669]

Ill post my cooking expiriments that turn out realy good here.

Adams Bomb Ass Chicken Tits and there kids

turn the stove on and put enough oil in the pan to fill about a quarter inch of the pan, mix in about three tablespoons of tobasco, a tablespoon of cinamin, a serving or two of stevia or sugar, 1/8th cup of ground nuts and a teaspoon of lemon juice. mix all that shit up in the pan and then throw in a few jalapenos or peperoncinis and set the oven to 2 or 3 and let it warm up. While its warming up slice boneless skinless chicken breast into cubes or whatever you like. turn the stove to 6-7 and wait a minute then toss the chicken in.  flip the pieces of chicken once the top corners and sides start turning white and the middle is still pink. flip em again about 5 minutes later, then turn the stove down to 3-5 and let it cook a few more minutes. get the chicken out of the pan and then fry a couple eggs in that same mixture, eggs cook fast in it, you should be able to put em in flip em after a minute or less, cook another 30 seconds-minute and your done. put the peppers on your plate too and eat that shit. Good as a motherfucker! it has a bit of spice but not anything that will burn your asshole. Hell if you want, scoop the nuts in the pan out of the oil, thems some good ass nuts!

[i_got_you60]

damn i can almost taste those tits in my mouth.that sounds awesome.must make it

[Gojetly09]

Cool

I wanna go to a Ryan Adams gig, no one I know is that into him though, so Ive never found any gig buddies to go with.

[xXSTR8FSXx]

You keep posting these things to make that I keep forgetting to make! But on day, I'll do it.

[call_me_sir]

Is tobacco in food something people do? I've never heard of doing that.
OH - tobasco. HA, that would have been funny.

[Adam Bomb 669]

That would have been a disgusting meal. maybe not, who knows.
Heres soemthing else I did.
broiled burgers.
mix together a pound or 2 or whatever of ground beef with a cup or two of crunched up cheezits. 6 or 10 or whatever you like strips of chopped up bacon. a small can of mushrooms(drain the water if there is any.) some jalapenos and onions chopped up and some cheese, shredded cheddar is great.

make it into whatever size burgers you want and broil them and eat. its the greatness.

[xXSTR8FSXx]

Here's one. Put a bunch of gun powder and bb's in a medicine bottle, drill a hole, wick it, and light it in your hand. Don't let go or else it won't work well.

[Adam Bomb 669]

I make something similar. Pepperoni Pizza topped with 9mm bullets. While its cooking you get a good show.

[call_me_sir]

Here's one. Put a bunch of gun powder and bb's in a medicine bottle, drill a hole, wick it, and light it in your hand. Don't let go or else it won't work well.

DOH

[xXSTR8FSXx]

I make something similar. Pepperoni Pizza topped with 9mm bullets. While its cooking you get a good show.

That's my favorite kind! The bullets do a good job cleaning the oven and the casings give it a good crunch.

[steve]

What a wonderful recipe. Lets go do some acid :O

[retro_killa]

you should post pictures before & after of your masterpieces. Are you going to start making youtube videos as well?

[Adam Bomb 669]

I need a good ass cam so I can record some shit I make up to eat. It may not be as awesome as Epic Meal Time but it would still be fun.

[retro_killa]

post on youtube & get a fan club then make dvds for people to buy & next thing you will have your own spot light on the Food Network. Hell maybe you will bang Rachael Ray

[Adam Bomb 669]

Now that is a goal I could go for. But she needs a ball gag, cant listen to that voice. It would be like banging an old lady with emphysema.