SAVE MY LIMB lmao that's brilliant

I gave the pogs away to goodwill because this big fat dude came up and bought my electro party ball, even tried it out in his car to make sure it worked, and it wasn't working properly and I said "Might work better in the dark" so the dumbass covered it up with a towel and saw one tiny spark come from it and I said "Might work better if you hook it up in your room, it's in the middle of the day, the thing won't work really well out here like this and with a towel on it with so many contacts touching it. He bought it but wouldn't but the pogs, said he was hoping it'd have more in the pack.
So I fucking gave it away to goodwill because that guy didn't deserve it for free. That stupid ass fucking bitch. He'll regret it. I hope that electro ball fucking zaps him to death.
I'm drunk, forgive me
