make sure your kid aint one of them there Gaymosexuals

[Adam Bomb 669]

http://www.defendingthetruth.com/gay-marriage/17889-prevent-your-child-turning-gay.html
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
for those who dont know this is where I got my quote about soccer on UG from.... speaking of which....

[retro_killa]

nice find thx for the funny read 

[Hivmunky]

That is funny as shit!!!

[GeezuzKhrist119]

1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement.

What if u r lazy? or have bad aim? or maybe even too drunk to stand?

3. A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming.

i guess my brother is a queer since he hated socks

4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind.

and again everyone i know is gay

6. A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy. " As soon as your boy is old enough to speak, he must be taught to call his Mother, "Ma," or "Momma" or "Mommie Dearest." When addressing his Father, he should refer to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander." "Mommy" and "Daddy" are what fey, spoiled boys weaned on effeminacy coo, embarrassing you in front of the neighbors by never keeping the palms of their hands below their waists.

COMMANDER?
thats fucking funny

8. A boy must never cry or pout.

im guessing while your dad whips your ass, crying is a no no and u must suck it up and be a man

9. A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow.

i guess Black, White And Gray r the colours of choice for the non gays

According to this im a FLAMER lmfao

[Cockatiel]

what about girls?

[Adam Bomb 669]

what about em? I thuroughly encorage gitl on girl action, thats part of being a straight sane man.

now then, the one thing I agree with on that is the sitting on the toilet part.  women sit on the toilet to pee. if you have bad aim then god damnit pick up the seat before you go. the seat should always be up anyway. but I know some women like to reverse that on you cause there to lazy to check and see if the seat is down or not.
Ive been as drunk as a human could possibly be, and I can pee just fine no matter how drunk I am.
Lazyness is not an excuse, men sit to shit stand to piss simple as that.  and if your woman says she doesnt like the sound or thinks its gross. tell that bitch to grow up and be an adult, if that noise grosses her out then so will water from a faucet into a sink, women use that as a way to gain controll over there bitches.... I mean men. real men dont put up with that shit.

[Hivmunky]

LOL well I guess being a gay woman is ok..... men are to plant sperm. LOL