EliteEvil: sounds like everything is going okayEliteEvil: except for being latewillplayer: yeah ... I miss her toowillplayer: yeahwillplayer: everything would have been perfect if I got there and the teacher just let me in and blahwillplayer: I care about my grades, does he?willplayer: I care about Kylynn ... does he? LOLEliteEvil: lolwillplayer: dude in my music class we have a serious Chinese brainy dude, the teacher asks "What is sound?" and the chinese guy got really technical ...EliteEvil: hahawillplayer: he was all "Waves through vibrations" and starts throwin out body parts of your ear, like words I've never heard before in my LIFEEliteEvil: we have know it alls toowillplayer: and I turn around and look at Holly like WHAT THE HELL lol
<@willplayer> !seen Mesh<GreyVulpine> When's the last time you had an eye exam?<@willplayer> I know he's here ... what was the last thing he SAID lol<@willplayer> !seen HiroPro<GreyVulpine> >>> I last saw HiroPro 3hrs 2mins ago quiting iRC with the message: Quitting: Bye for now.<@willplayer> !seen Jesus<@willplayer> ...<@willplayer> wow lol<@willplayer> !seen Steve<GreyVulpine> >>> I last saw Steve 4wks 5days 9hrs 56mins ago changing there nick from steve to Babykiller .<@willplayer> O_O<@willplayer> yikes ... lol<@willplayer> !seen Akujin<GreyVulpine> When's the last time you had an eye exam?<@willplayer> uhhh never lol<@willplayer> !seen willplayer<GreyVulpine> Need some help finding yourself there pal?<@willplayer> lol yes ...
<EliteEvil> !seen willplayer<GreyVulpine> When's the last time you had an eye exam?<darkNiGHTS> !seen willplayer<EliteEvil> dunno a few months ago<darkNiGHTS> it didn't work, lo<darkNiGHTS> l<EliteEvil> !seen EKX<GreyVulpine> >>> I last saw EKX 4wks 5days 9hrs 59mins ago changing there nick from EKX to nigga_killa .<EliteEvil> !seen Jemmeh<GreyVulpine> >>> I last saw Jemmeh 20hrs 19mins ago changing there nick from Jemmeh to Jemsic .<darkNiGHTS> !seen EliteEvil<GreyVulpine> When's the last time you had an eye exam?<darkNiGHTS> !seen EKX<EliteEvil> I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU!<darkNiGHTS> rofl<EliteEvil> YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS A FUCKING EYE EXAM!* darkNiGHTS needs an ear exam now
(12:21:54 AM) darkNiGHTS: i'm bored, someone want to link me to a cool website or something? (12:22:10 AM) willplaye1: ummmmmmmmmm www.segahub.org(12:22:11 AM) willplaye1: (12:22:17 AM) darkNiGHTS: i'll check it out(12:22:20 AM) willplaye1: sweet(12:22:21 AM) Hiro: I goota take a breaak...HAND cramp.(12:22:21 AM) willplaye1: you should(12:22:22 AM) darkNiGHTS: woah, that site is awesome!(12:22:26 AM) darkNiGHTS: i love it already(12:22:26 AM) willplaye1: LOL(12:22:28 AM) willplaye1: yes it is!(12:22:29 AM) ***Hiro is away: Talkin to Jesus.(12:22:29 AM) willplaye1: omg(12:22:33 AM) darkNiGHTS: i think i'll be there for years
<EliteEvil> Hi you king amongst warriors<EliteEvil> anyone else about?<Gar_the_warrior_king> not that im aware of<Gar_the_warrior_king> looks like just me<Gar_the_warrior_king> and you.* Gar_the_warrior_king eats a taco<EliteEvil> so.. now we have some quality time alone together.... how about we... you know...* Gar_the_warrior_king looks at eliteevil oddly* Gar_the_warrior_king slowly backs away* EliteEvil looks at Gar with longing in his eyes* Gar_the_warrior_king pushes eliteevil into a fireplace* EliteEvil sobs... not out of physical pain but the emotional scar he will carry forever* Gar_the_warrior_king throws bricks at EliteEvil<EliteEvil> Ow.<Gar_the_warrior_king>
QuoteHiroPro: !evil 255GreyBot: If I ever became an evil overlord, numberHiroPro: ?willplayer: wtf?!HiroPro: i broke itwillplayer: hahahahaaaaaaaaaaawillplayer: whatwhatQuoteHiroPro: !seen segahubGreyBot: I found no results for your !Seen query.GreyVulpine: Sorry HiroPro, I haven't seen segahub around.willplayer: you to wewillplayer: damnit GreyVulpine, where are your glasses?! ;Pwillplayer: !bash fartingGreyBot: Bash Quote: 42020 (639) > http://www.bash.org/?42020GreyBot: <roman> skitzo, dude, when i was like 8 or something, i was on the floor .. on my back, trying to see my asshole.. and i was sucking air in with my asshole.. and farting it out.. when my brother walked in on me.. and i lost control of my stomach and a fucking turd popped out and landed on my chestwillplayer: lmaooooowillplayer: ^_^HiroPro: nastywillplayer: hahahaaaaawillplayer: holy shitHiroPro: lolwillplayer: hahawillplayer: willplayer: hehehehewillplayer: ahha O_OHiroPro: hahahahahahahawillplayer: hahahahawillplayer: oh my godwillplayer: lolwillplayer: that's the hardest I've laughed all night
HiroPro: !evil 255GreyBot: If I ever became an evil overlord, numberHiroPro: ?willplayer: wtf?!HiroPro: i broke itwillplayer: hahahahaaaaaaaaaaawillplayer: whatwhat
HiroPro: !seen segahubGreyBot: I found no results for your !Seen query.GreyVulpine: Sorry HiroPro, I haven't seen segahub around.willplayer: you to wewillplayer: damnit GreyVulpine, where are your glasses?! ;P
(1:05:23 AM) willplayer: SHITE(1:05:25 AM) willplayer: guys ummm(1:05:30 AM) willplayer: how do I install the proper keyboard(1:05:37 AM) willplayer: because right now I'm using a UK keyboard(1:05:39 AM) willplayer: wanna see ...(1:05:44 AM) willplayer: "£$%^&*^^^$%£"£"!!(1:05:48 AM) willplayer: everything is messed upl olJemsic: whats up!Jemsic: oh, that sucksJemsic: idkJemsic: sorrywillplayer: :~willplayer: :#willplayer: well there's the number sign lolwillplayer: i copied and pasted characters just to get here, Jem lolJemsic: aw dang
(9:19:32 PM) willplayer: !8ball does Kylynn like me :|(9:19:32 PM) GreyBot: My sources say no,(9:19:36 PM) darkNiGHTS: ouch(9:19:39 PM) willplayer: yikes(9:19:40 PM) willplayer: ugh(9:19:42 PM) willplayer: lol(9:19:44 PM) darkNiGHTS: !8ball does Kylynn like me(9:19:45 PM) GreyBot: Signs point to yes darkNiGHTS.(9:19:48 PM) darkNiGHTS: haahahahahahaha(9:19:51 PM) HiroPro: !8ball does she want what what?(9:19:51 PM) GreyBot: I have my doubts,HiroPro.(9:20:02 PM) willplayer: damn man! lol(9:20:12 PM) willplayer: !8ball is there any hope at all with Kylynn?!(9:20:12 PM) GreyBot: Forget about it willplayer.(9:20:15 PM) HiroPro: sorry(9:20:19 PM) willplayer: O_o(9:20:22 PM) willplayer: damnit man!(9:20:24 PM) willplayer: lol(9:20:28 PM) darkNiGHTS: !8ball is there any hope at all with Kylynn?!(9:20:28 PM) GreyBot: Looking good!(9:20:33 PM) darkNiGHTS: rofl(9:20:35 PM) willplayer: LOL(9:20:41 PM) HiroPro: !8ball and for me?(9:20:41 PM) GreyBot: Most likely, HiroPro.(9:20:41 PM) willplayer: that's cuz YOU asked it(9:20:43 PM) darkNiGHTS: that's hilarous(9:20:43 PM) willplayer: LOL(9:20:45 PM) willplayer: DAMNIT(9:20:47 PM) darkNiGHTS: LOL(9:20:50 PM) HiroPro: sweet(9:20:51 PM) darkNiGHTS: everyone but will(9:20:53 PM) willplayer: hahaha shit man(9:21:02 PM) HiroPro: !8ball and for will?(9:21:02 PM) GreyBot: Don't bet on it HiroPro.(9:21:05 PM) willplayer: LOL(9:21:06 PM) HiroPro: hahahaha(9:21:10 PM) willplayer: oh god!(9:21:12 PM) willplayer: >_<
<Wi11player> what what.<wilIplayer> I wish I smelt better<wilIplayer> Because I stink<Wi11player> you too?<willplayer> yeah<Wi11player> lets all showere then what what.<willplayer> sounds good!<willplayer> lol<Wi11player> lol<wilIplayer> lol
willplayer: !8ball I'm asking you one last time ... will Kylynn fall in love with me?GreyBot: Most likely, willplayer.
willplayer: !8ball are you sure about this?GreyBot: Looks good to me!
willplayer: !8ball now Mister 8 Ball, you're usually right on the money, earlier you said no about Kylynn, but now you are saying yes, so what is your actual answer about Kylynn?GreyBot: You will have to wait.
willplayer: k I was like 5 yrs oldXiaopang: ok, go aheadwillplayer: mommy was flipping through an alphabet bookwillplayer: we go lwillplayer: mwillplayer: nwillplayer: owillplayer: she flips to p I say pwillplayer: she flips to q i say p againwillplayer: she goes "Wait ... do you have to pee?"Xiaopang: lolwillplayer: and suddenly ... yes I did LOLXiaopang: lol
<willplayer> ok bye<Jemsic> nice <willplayer> lol<willplayer> yeah<Jemsic> bed?<Jemsic> it's like 9pm<willplayer> sorry Jem I'd love to talk longer but mom gave me that allergy stuff<willplayer> I know <willplayer> I know I know I knowww <Jemsic> aw<willplayer> she gave me that sleepy stuff<willplayer> and I'll be out cold in 5 minutes probably<willplayer> widget's ready for bed too i guess<Jemsic> i'm gonna bid on a sega saturn<willplayer> he's just ... ok he was on the counter<willplayer> hope you win it<Jemsic> <willplayer> sega saturns are awesome<Jemsic> thanks<willplayer> now I know what it feels like to be retro for a night<Jemsic> LOL
<willplayer> k<willplayer> i had a dream<willplayer> and it was creepy<willplayer> cuz it had those same 4 horny people that were doin it the other day in it<willplayer> !bash horny<GreyBot> Bash Quote: 714672 (4038) > http://www.bash.org/?714672<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines<Relentless>that's just great<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it<pyr0>which was...<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off<Relentless>this wont end well<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\*LONG pause*<pyr0>...<Neo>what the fuck<SSB>.....<CT_Frog>o_o<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives
<EliteEvil> Eh? what a lame bash<Jemsic> the sony thing<EliteEvil> :|<HiroPro> :|<willplayer> ...<willplayer> :|<HiroPro> ...<HiroPro> :|<willplayer> we need something better than bash<EliteEvil> !rape willplayer* HiroPro is now known as Samwell<willplayer> O_O<Samwell> haha* willplayer has been raped<willplayer> <Samwell> by me<willplayer> IM ONLY 13! IM ONLY 13!
[17:42] <@willplayer> cuz one time I did download a child porn and it involved a 4 yr old spoon feeding yogurt to an adult ...[17:43] <@EliteEvil> ?[17:43] <@EliteEvil> WTF?[17:43] <@willplayer> [17:43] <@EliteEvil> Is that pornographic?[17:43] <@willplayer> yes[17:43] <@willplayer> they were both naked
<retrokilla> i just wanted to rant & rave about nyquil
