<willplayer> so i masturbated so hard i cut myself<willplayer> >_><willplayer> <_<<willplayer> so my mom told me she has cancer today ...<willplayer> >_><willplayer> <_<<willplayer> ok so my dad killed himself this morning, shot himself in the head ...<willplayer> >_><willplayer> ok umm my grandma gave me coupons for free peaches at publix today ...<willplayer> <_<<willplayer> ._.<willplayer> hey will how ya doin?<willplayer> just fine, thanks<willplayer> what's your favorite color?<willplayer> dark blue!<willplayer> really?<willplayer> yeah!<willplayer> mine too!<willplayer> what? no way!<willplayer> yeah it's my favorite color for real!<willplayer> that's so cool ... !<willplayer> what ya doin?<willplayer> eating lean pockets, you?<willplayer> DUDE SO AM I LMAO<willplayer> no way man that's creepy!<willplayer> yeah I was just about to say the same thing!<willplayer> no way!<willplayer> dude this is so weird<willplayer> yeah<willplayer> here I'll think of a number, you try to guess what it is ok? between 1 and 10<willplayer> ummm ... ok!<willplayer> ok you ready?<willplayer> yep!<willplayer> ok guess <willplayer> ummmm 6?<willplayer> DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT ON<willplayer> that's freaky!<willplayer> yeah man!<willplayer> we must be like ... the same person or something!<willplayer> hey did you know if you post your password on here it comes up as ******?<willplayer> really?<willplayer> yeah go ahead and try it!<willplayer> nakedladiez<willplayer> ...<willplayer> how come it's nakedladiez on my screen, you said it's supposed to be stars?<willplayer> yeah it is stars on my screen, only you can see your password!<willplayer> oh really?<willplayer> yeah<willplayer> cool!<willplayer> nakedladiez<willplayer> so when's your birthday?<willplayer> 11/20<willplayer> dude me too!<willplayer> that's amazing<willplayer> that's not possible<willplayer> THAT IS SO FREAKIN CRAZY<willplayer> yeah man it is!<willplayer> I'll brb, gotta take a shower<willplayer> dude I was JUST about to say that!<willplayer> no way man<willplayer> yeah man I really was!<willplayer> dude<willplayer> dude that's crazy<willplayer> I know!<willplayer> Something might be wrong with us.<willplayer> Yeah what do you think it is?<willplayer> Cancer? Aids?<willplayer> I was about to say one of those!<willplayer> . . .<willplayer> I'm back!<willplayer> Dude me too!<willplayer> What?!
Me: this is like the best night ever lolMe: a girl starts likin me ... a gay guy gives me his number ... I get my own segahub email address lolMe: what could happen next?!DarkNights:rofl!
willplayer: where's the mail lady :|willplayer: she needs to comewillplayer: very soonJemsic: you mean you didn't hear!?Jemsic: she fell asleep at the wheel. Jemsic: she's dead.willplayer: O_Owillplayer: NOOOO!willplayer: is my 360 still in her mail car?Jemsic: they said all the letters made it out ok, but the only thing damaged was an xbox 360.willplayer: willplayer: *sniff*willplayer: how did she die?willplayer: *sniff sniff*Jemsic: LOLJemsic: are we REALLY gonna go into this?willplayer: it needs to be told!willplayer: lolJemsic: ok fine...willplayer: it's thunderingJemsic: she was in a rush to leave the house this morningJemsic: so she didn't have her coffeeJemsic: by 2pm, she was completely exhaustedwillplayer: Jemsic: and she fell asleep.willplayer: yikesJemsic: a deer ran in front of the careening mail truck.Jemsic: it knocked the deer across the road through the windshield of an oncoming semi.willplayer: wow this story of death of a mail lady is depressing :| lolJemsic: the driver was impaled by the deer antlers, and he swerved across the road - slamming head on into the mail truckJemsic: i know.Jemsic: but it has to be told.willplayer: LOLwillplayer:
Jemsic: hey soccceroccerrocer darkNiGHTS: loldarkNiGHTS: hey jememememsicwillplayer: O_O
(8:29:25 PM) EliteEvil: How do you make bad pokemon dark?(8:29:37 PM) willplayer: you put ink on it!
(8:50:39 PM) willplayer: how much is 4.99 GBP ... in USD?(8:50:45 PM) EliteEvil: ~$10(8:50:50 PM) willplayer: hmmm(8:50:51 PM) willplayer: k(8:50:52 PM) willplayer: (8:51:08 PM) EliteEvil: why???(8:51:20 PM) willplayer: ebay stuff ... lol(8:53:42 PM) willplayer: well I was about to buy it but(8:53:44 PM) willplayer: I won't(8:55:46 PM) EliteEvil: :|(8:55:59 PM) willplayer: wait just kiddin(8:56:02 PM) willplayer: it was only 7lbs(8:56:08 PM) willplayer: I mean 7 pounds LOL(8:56:27 PM) EliteEvil: Genius :S
EliteEvil: night paulwillplayer: O_Owillplayer: you said my nameEliteEvil: not aloudwillplayer: my real live living breathing namewillplayer: lolwillplayer: byebye lucasEliteEvil: My name is Luke lolwillplayer: WHATEVErEliteEvil left the room (quit: Quitting: ).
