this was funny.

[Adam Bomb 669]

I went to court today for driving on a suspended license.
I met this girl that was unbelievably hot, if it weren't for her being 17 I would have had to get her number.  I didn't bother asking why she was there, so it was a surprise to me, she gets called up. the judge reads the offenses. Driving on suspended license, Driving while intoxicated, Minor in possession hit and run.
all I could think was, GOD DAMN NOW I REALLY WISH SHE WAS 18, she would be easy for sure.

[darkNiGHTS]

I don't know if you'd want to be with a crazy biotch like that

[franky562]

I don't know if you'd want to be with a crazy biotch like that

well if your into some crazy fucking but for sure not in a relationship. shes lucky shes underage or else she would be locked up for a much longer time with all those charges. BTW Adam Bomb what you get for driving on your suspended license.

[Adam Bomb 669]

250 dollar fine, he said if he wanted to he could give me up to 90 days and 1000, but I know when to NOT keep it real and show some respect to people, so he let me off.  this one cop that was in the courthouse looked like farva and was a fuckin prick.
and yes she woulda beeen an amazing piece of ass judging by that, I like the crazy girls.

[chandler_455]

goos job sucking up to the cops

[bernie]

i seem to always wind up with girls that are crazy on one level or another.  like every girl i've ever been involved with for more than a night or two.