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spshortman

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The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread
« on: December 02, 2016, 09:00:35 AM »
sup bros, some forums i frequent have a thread where you review the last game you played or movie you saw. we should do the same here. im gonna go watch doctor strange with my dad before xmas, ill review that shit here as soon as i do! MARVEL FO LYFE!!!!

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Re: The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2017, 10:15:31 PM »
Doctor Strange- 3.5/5. i saw this at my local poverty theater a month ago. the tickets are only 3.50 at this place and it was the worst ive ever seen a movie look and sound! LULZ maybe not worth the money saved bruhs!

this is another high quality marvel studios movie. it plays out pretty standard comic origin story. the movie at least goes all in on the comic book aesthetic, it sometimes looks like a fucking spencers gift black light poster lulz! very true to the look of the comics in the 60s. probably the most common praise of this movie is the visual effects and they are super impressive, basically the peak of where cg is at in movies right now. my biggest complaint is the marvel studio films all have to play to a general audience to be maximum successful so they all need to have humor in them. this movie has some pretty cringey and obvious jokes in it which your grandma would like but im not 80 years old bruh! marvel feel free to make a movie that doesnt have jokes in it! i know you need to make the most amount of money possible to keep this train moving forward but if you release 2 or 3 movies a year make one of them more different!

if your having super hero fatigue you might not care for this movie, but if your still onboard for the ride its recommended bruhz.
 


p.s. i love marvel and i collected a lot of comics when i was a kid in the 90s. heres one of my better pieces:


cap 28 july 1943. it probably wouldn't grade high but its so fucking old its still worth something!

p.s.s. logan looks tight, probably no beyonce jokes in that movie!

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Re: The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 12:19:39 PM »
my biggest complaint is the marvel studio films all have to play to a general audience to be maximum successful so they all need to have humor in them. this movie has some pretty cringey and obvious jokes in it which your grandma would like but im not 80 years old bruh! marvel feel free to make a movie that doesnt have jokes in it! i know you need to make the most amount of money possible to keep this train moving forward but if you release 2 or 3 movies a year make one of them more different!

That was pretty much the first 60 minutes of star wars 7 too. Just non stop bad quips.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2017, 12:24:27 PM by Elite Evil »
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Re: The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 09:23:25 PM »
i dont think that star wars was politically correct enough bruh! wheres the gay black tranny muslim???!1?

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Re: The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2017, 08:03:26 AM »
I went to see Logan the other day. It's become my favorite super hero movie to date. Wolverine was always my favorite and it felt like they finally got it right with this one. Shame Hugh isn't planning on playing the character any longer.
For what it was I'd give it a solid 4.5/5.

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Re: The Last Movie You Watched - Review Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2017, 08:13:58 AM »
dude we never saw hugh in the costume. he said he would come back if they put him in the avengers, maybe they will work out some spiderman type deal and we see him again! but if not at least it sounds like logan is the home run hes been looking for for 17 years! im gonna see it with my old man this month FO SHOOOOOO!!11111

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