I always call them Junior Computers, since I look at them as toys for kids to learn to use a computer, once they learn them they graduate to a real computer. so they are JCs.
See old fucks and stupid fucks and trendy douchebag fucks like apple because they have never used a real computer for anything more than going online to check their email, so they get an apple and do nothing but check email and talk about all the things apples can suposedly do, but never use them. Except for the trendy douchebags who use it to listen to music and maybe make a couple shitty videos and claim real computers cant make shitty home movies and shitty blogs about their shitty lives, or more accurately about other peoples shitty lives because their lives are empty meaningless garbage sacks.