Kids are great. They give you an excuse to do all the retarded things that kids and grown men like, without looking creepy!
Such as watching Yo Gabba Gabba and building sand castles at the beach...
Plus I get to raise a new generation of Sega loving comic book nerds
..... I've had pleanty of time living with my parents and staying up for days mucking about in online worlds. It's fun to be an insane dad that will someday delight in embarasing his kids by being so uncool.
I'm still here, btw.