i find it hard to believe that a name like donkeyboy could possibly be legendary in a flattering way.
edit: i'm assuming it has to do with you getting fucked by a donkey on spring break.
Don't assume that my life experiences are anything close to yours, man.
Really, I can't go into details here. Shit, just SPEAKING the whole story takes a shitload of premise setup and backstory/foreshadowing that takes around 35 minutes to just tell people about. Seriously, it's that fucking long of a tale. And it is legendary as a motherfucker, filled with romance, action, fights, adventure, intrigue, espionage, sex, and a whole lot of weed smoke. It would make a fucking amazing movie, but I'd have to change the names as not to get anyone thrown in prison. For real.