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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2008, 05:36:33 AM »
Will I think you need a mrs, you have WAY too much time on your hands ;)
great vid though

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2008, 05:39:29 AM »
I agree ... hahahaha

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2008, 06:24:35 AM »
Will, I've said that you just need to get some high-quality pussy that isn't under 17 in order to start growing some ballhairs.  Any luck with that?
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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2008, 06:44:09 AM »
One girl that had even the tiniest bit of interest is Joanna, and she's a flirt with a life that has no ending sentences. She's in Michigan and she's not coming down here for years, as of right now. I'll find a girl soon enough, don't you worry. It all takes time and effort, two things I don't have right now.

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2008, 03:19:24 AM »

lol i got 80% of that is easier when you know spanish.
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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2008, 11:55:54 PM »
perfect girl for Will


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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2008, 01:03:12 AM »
O_o am I supposed to see anything more than a gray screen? :D

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2008, 02:08:32 AM »
Yeah, there's some sort of flash player error for me.

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2008, 02:34:55 PM »
Your mom's a flash player error! :D

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2008, 11:31:00 PM »
Wow it took you that long to think of a comeback?

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2008, 12:41:23 AM »
Thats scary as shit!

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #51 on: April 30, 2008, 02:14:16 AM »
Looks like a kai's power goo animation to me. And I'd still do her.

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #52 on: April 30, 2008, 04:02:58 AM »
Dude, you don't need time and effort.  All you need to a look in your eyes that doesn't scream "goofball."  If a girl thinks that you don't care about her or anyone/anything else, she wants to put your dick in her mouth as if her life will be depending on it.  Don't ask me how that makes sense, because it doesn't.  But what it is - is absolutely true.  If you can just be cool, aloof, light and breezy, you'll find that you're able to bang any snatch you telepathically will to you, or damn near to it. 

I actually put this to a kid who was in line for GTA4 last night, and he didn't believe me.  So, I asked for the woman's opinion (my Asst. Manager's GF dressed up as Lola - the lollipop girl from the GTA cover art) on whether my system was actually viable or not.

She said that it was absolutely true - an overabundance of balls is far more attractive than no balls at all.  You're shy, you die, and it's that simple.  And to that whole idea of having a look in your eyes that's 1/2 playful, 1/2 total ambivalence...well, she told me how well that works, but I won't say it verbatim on here (there are folks who may know these people on here, and I don't want to get anyone in any trouble over misconstrued bullshit).  Let's just say that it's failsafe and foolproof, and if you don't believe me - you must be a fucking virgin, man.  :D

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2008, 04:32:57 AM »
Gotta agree with donkeyboy, women do love assholes. Thats not to say that it's a good way to get a girlfriend for a long term relationship though. My last relationship went something like this: met her when I was drunk, acted like an asshole. Fucked her. Acted like an asshole after that because I fucked so quick and thought she was a slut. Ended up falling for her, acted like the nice guy I am deep down, and it fell to pieces because I wasn't the guy she thought I was.
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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2008, 04:34:06 AM »
Dude, you don't need time and effort.  All you need to a look in your eyes that doesn't scream "goofball."  If a girl thinks that you don't care about her or anyone/anything else, she wants to put your dick in her mouth as if her life will be depending on it.  Don't ask me how that makes sense, because it doesn't.  But what it is - is absolutely true.  If you can just be cool, aloof, light and breezy, you'll find that you're able to bang any snatch you telepathically will to you, or damn near to it. 

I actually put this to a kid who was in line for GTA4 last night, and he didn't believe me.  So, I asked for the woman's opinion (my Asst. Manager's GF dressed up as Lola - the lollipop girl from the GTA cover art) on whether my system was actually viable or not.

She said that it was absolutely true - an overabundance of balls is far more attractive than no balls at all.  You're shy, you die, and it's that simple.  And to that whole idea of having a look in your eyes that's 1/2 playful, 1/2 total ambivalence...well, she told me how well that works, but I won't say it verbatim on here (there are folks who may know these people on here, and I don't want to get anyone in any trouble over misconstrued bullshit).  Let's just say that it's failsafe and foolproof, and if you don't believe me - you must be a fucking virgin, man.  :D

I told you once, twice, too many times to count:
If you need a guaranteed strategy to get laid, just ask your boy.  I know the secrets of how to make the vag come to you, my sons.
Now listen up. This is 100% truth. If you follow this strategy you WILL get laid. Period.

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Re: What did you do to Will Player! O_o
« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2008, 11:32:47 PM »
Good advice ... well ... seeing how I just got through with my hernia surgery, I'm kind of out of commission of gangbangage for the next couple weeks, but fuck ;) I can act cool, watch me goooo