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General => General Chat => Topic started by: Adam Bomb 669 on February 02, 2010, 10:04:21 AM

Title: I make a new united states out of boredom.
Post by: Adam Bomb 669 on February 02, 2010, 10:04:21 AM
So I'm sitting here bored out of my mind and I start wondering what would happen if were leader of America.......
and I thought, I would change the states.
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4429/states.png)
some have changed names, some don't, and only three stay as they were.
The names of the states would be.....
Alaska
California
Capitol Wasteland(because I would have that entire region nuked)
Dakota
Florida
Ghetto
Hawaii
Hillbillyville
New England
New York
Texas
Washington
Unincorporated Free Land of America(nobody lives there anyway, it is land that would have absolutely no law of any kind.)
Prison(what the hell else would you make Utah?)
Title: Re: I make a new united states out of boredom.
Post by: xXSTR8FSXx on February 03, 2010, 06:03:40 AM
You sir, could run the country very well.

Hahaha prison.
Title: Re: I make a new united states out of boredom.
Post by: AmberButane on February 05, 2010, 01:30:51 AM
Interesting that you didn't change florida.
Is that because you like it... or you just don't care?

Title: Re: I make a new united states out of boredom.
Post by: call_me_sir on February 05, 2010, 02:43:57 AM
Yeah really. Based on what you didn't change it looks like you want to keep around grunge music, hillbillies, and old people.
Title: Re: I make a new united states out of boredom.
Post by: Adam Bomb 669 on February 05, 2010, 11:17:37 AM
not to mention the one month I spent there, I saw 2 ugly people and since one was a sister, that doesnt count. Even the old ladies I saw there were hot. Florida dominates.
The other reason I didnt make FLA bigger was because I dont want them to be wrongfully associated with them hill folk in Georgia and other areas. Realistically I would probably turn Hillbilly-ville into a second Capitol Wasteland. I would probably just nuke any land that isnt within.......... 500 miles of ocean water as well. just call one half California, and the other half New York. and then have FLA down there all alone. then nuke Alaska and give it to china. And Id nuke Texas too because, well...... Its Texas.